The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction
has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible
is Music.
-- Aldous Huxley
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
-- Thomas Jefferson
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who
reads nothing but newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself
infinitely the happier for it.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well
done.
-- Ernie Kovacs
Every once in a while a film comes along. This is such a film.
-- MAD Magazine
KRQR, home of the million dollar guarantee. You give us a million dollars,
we'll play any song you want. Guaranteed.
-- Slogan of KRQR, a California radio station
Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified
source.
-- Ron Nesen
I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true.
-- Dorothy Parker
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every
day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Bad artists always admire each others work.
-- Oscar Wilde
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde
There is much to be said in favor of modern journalism. By giving us
the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance
of the community.
-- Oscar Wilde
