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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
-- George Bernard Shaw
The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but
to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of inhumanity.
-- George Bernard Shaw
The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy
of the women who love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw
If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable
must Man be of learning from experience?
-- George Bernard Shaw
All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed
by supplanting existing institutions.
--George Bernard Shaw
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
--George Bernard Shaw
To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
-- George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those
who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition,
and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than
we deserve.
--George Bernard Shaw
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent
many for appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw
G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: Go on writing plays, my boy. One
of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his
secretary, `Is there a play from Shaw this morning?' and when she says
`No,' he will say, `Well, then we'll have to start on the rubbish.'
And that's your chance, my boy.
-- George Bernard Shaw
I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business
on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment
he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming,
with a goal in front and not behind.
-- George Bernard Shaw
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
-- George Bernard Shaw
NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier,
Guiseppe? Everything he says is wrong.
GUISEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says
will be right.
-- George Bernard Shaw, The Man of Destiny
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their
children to speak it.
-- George Bernard Shaw
The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability
and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck
but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.
-- George Bernard Shaw
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
-- George Bernard Shaw
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane,
most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to
swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting
condition continuously until death do them part.
-- George Bernard Shaw
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
-- George Bernard Shaw
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the
support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful
than a life spent doing nothing.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can
never learn anything from history.
--George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the
point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything,
and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions
have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
You see things and say 'Why?'; but I dream things that never were and
I say 'Why not?'
-- George Bernard Shaw
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice
from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.
-- George Bernard Shaw [1903]
If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold
yourself up as a warning and not an example.
-- George Bernard Shaw
I am not a teacher---only
a fellow traveler of whom you asked the way.
I pointed ahead---
ahead of myself
as well as of you.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are
doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with
the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Every man is a revolutionist concerning the thing he understands. For
example, every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning
it, and consequently a revolutionist.
-- George Bernard Shaw
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it
dance.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others
because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made
him mad.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out
on yourself; in reviewing you take it out on other people.
-- George Bernard Shaw
She had lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power
of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Sherlock Holmes was a drug addict without a single amiable trait.
-- George Bernard Shaw
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell
on earth.
Man and Superman act 1, (1903)
-- George Bernard Shaw
A miracle, my friend, is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose
and nature of miracles. Frauds deceive. An event which creates faith
does not deceive: therefore it is not a fraud, but a miracle.
-- George Bernard Shaw
A strange lady giving an address in Zurich wrote him [Shaw] a proposal,
thus: `You have the greatest brain in the world, and I have the most
beautiful body; so we ought to produce the most perfect child.' Shaw
asked: `What if the child inherits my body and your brains?'
-- George Bernard Shaw
Alcohol is a very necessary article. It makes life bearable to millions
of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober.
It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person
would do at eleven in the morning.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their tastes
may not be the same.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Englishmen never will be slaves: they are free to do whatever the Government
and public opinion allow them to do.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.
-- George Bernard Shaw
What we call education and culture is for the most part nothing but
the substitution of reading for experience, of literature for life,
of the obsolete fictitious for the contemporary real.
-- George Bernard Shaw
We must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children
that honesty is the best policy.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases
to be serious when people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands
of other men.
-- George Bernard Shaw
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the
world.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.
-- George Bernard Shaw
People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't
believe in circumstances. The people who get on in the world are the
people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they
can't find them, make them.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Nobel Prize money is a lifebelt thrown to a swimmer who has already
reached the shore in safety.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
-- George Bernard Shaw
I was a freethinker before I knew how to think.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
-- George Bernard Shaw
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Of all the damnable waste of human life that ever was invented, clerking
is the worst.
-- George Bernard Shaw
The liars punishment is, not in the least that he cannot be believed,
but that he cannot believe anyone else.
-- George Bernard Shaw
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity
for experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then
you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and
I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have
two ideas.
-- George Bernard Shaw
I want to sleep...
--George Bernard Shaw's last words
Gin was mother's milk to her.
-- George Bernard Shaw
HIGGINS: Doolittle, you're either an honest man or a rogue.
DOOLITTLE: A little of both, Guv'nor. Like the rest of us, a little
of both.
-- George Bernard Shaw
He who has never hoped can never despair.
-- George Bernard Shaw
I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
-- George Bernard Shaw
I don't believe in morality. I am a disciple of Bernard Shaw.
-- George Bernard Shaw
I never resist temptation because I have found things that are bad for
me do not tempt me.
-- George Bernard Shaw
How can what an Englishman believes be heresy? It is a contradiction
in terms.
-- George Bernard Shaw
If parents would only realize how they bore their own children!
-- George Bernard Shaw
If you strike a child take care that you strike it in anger, even at
the risk of maiming it for life. A blow in cold blood neither can nor
should be forgiven.
-- George Bernard Shaw
In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Is the devil to have all the passions as well as all the good tunes?
-- George Bernard Shaw
It's all the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up
to date.
-- George Bernard Shaw
MENDOZA: I am a brigand: I live by robbing the rich.
TANNER: I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Money is indeed the most important thing in the world; and all the sound
and successful personal and national morality should have this fact
for its basis.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Must then a Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that
have no imagination?
-- George Bernard Shaw
My aunt died of influenza: so they said. But it's my belief they done
the old woman in.
-- George Bernard Shaw
No eggs! No eggs!! Thousand thunders, man, what do you mean by no eggs?
-- George Bernard Shaw
Nobody can say a word against Greek: it stamps a man at once as an educated
gentleman.
-- George Bernard Shaw
One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't
and don't.
-- George Bernard Shaw
PICKERING: Have you no morals, man?
DOOLITTLE: Can't afford them, Governor. Neither could you if you was
as poor as me
-- George Bernard Shaw
SWINDON: What will history say?
BURGOYNE: History, sir, will tell lies as usual.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Take care to get what you like, or you will be forced to like what you
get.
-- George Bernard Shaw
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
-- George Bernard Shaw
The thought of two thousand people munching celery at the same time
horrified me.
(Explaining why had turned down an invitation to a vegetarian gala dinner.)
-- George Bernard Shaw
They all thought she was dead; but my father he kept ladling gin down
her throat till she came to so sudden that she bit the bowl of the spoon.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Vitality in a woman is a blind fury of creation. She sacrifices herself
to it.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Well, sir, you never can tell. Thats a principle in life with me, sir.
If youll excuse me having such a thing, sir.
-- George Bernard Shaw
What Englishmen will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford
to keep a motor car?
-- George Bernard Shaw
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares
that it is his duty.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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